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The Magical Vending Machine

MinisterJay

Administrator
Staff member
Administrator
Xy$
0.11
*and it comes BACK, all wet and chewed up. Wipes it and sticks in pants pocket. Hmmm. It's still good.*

*drops an amoeba into it*
 

Zebestian

The Artist formerly known as Kaimen
Resource Team
Xy$
0.00
*doesn't spit out anything because the amoeba is too small to be registered*

*puts a bunch of grapes into the machine*
 

MinisterJay

Administrator
Staff member
Administrator
Xy$
0.11
*vending machine misreads imputed items and takes it as the other mouse and drops out a new PC.*

*puts in lint and receipt from pants pocket*
 

Lore

Resident Dragon
Xy$
0.00
*receives self appreciation via way of interpretive dance*

*puts 15 bottle caps with a random assortment of trivia questions printed on them into the machine*
 

DarcHiro

Studious Dark Lord
Xy$
0.00
The robot Supervisor Greene from Fallout pops out and puts you in his game show, you win and receive 100 bottle caps.

Puts in my broken headset.
 
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